people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged
Imagine a world without Reddit
“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”
One of the rare times Eric Andre broke character
“I don’t even like talking to people in the daytime” me too, Hannibal
“Millennials are killing this industry!”
Nope. You’re a capitalist, and capitalism runs on supply and demand. Your industry not adapting to our needs or not providing anything we need or want is part of that supply and demand equation. Previous generations didn’t “kill the chariot” industry because cars became a more viable and faster way of travel.
The “killing industries” articles are a way for these corporations to play victim and pretend that their complete uselessness in the modern age - like diamonds in jewelry - is a problem caused by consumers rather than taking responsibility for their products failing to sell for numerous reasons.
Lifelike reconstruction of a Neanderthal man - Neanderthal museum, Mettmann, Germany
Well you see, Garry, you really can’t top napped obsidian. I know the anatomically modern humans are doing some interesting things with bone, but what you got here is durability, a sleek, user-serviceable design, and an edge that just won’t quit.
Why do I suck dick?
1) Because I love dick. I love how it looks, how it feels, how it tastes. I love it hard and I love it soft. I love to fondle it and make it hard. I love to take it into my mouth and bring its owner to orgasm.
2) Because I love serving sexually superior men. I love to be on my knees for their pleasure. I love to bring them to shattering orgasm. I love to look up at them, their dick in my mouth, and see them smiling down at me, perhaps running their fingers through my hair while I pleasure them as only a proud cocksucker can pleasure a man.
3) Because I love how sucking dick makes me feel whole, makes me feel that I’m where I belong, doing what I should do, want to do, need to do, love to do, have to do. When a hard dick slides into my mouth and I begin to suck it, I feel a glow that I can experience in no other way. It is a glow compounded of pleasure for both my feeder and myself, pride in being a cocksucker, and gratitude for my feeder’s generosity in sharing his manhood with me and allowing me to serve him while I nourish myself with his sexual power.
I suck dick because I’m a cocksucker.
thejorie
*I raise my hand from the back of the room* Uh- Hi, yeah I have a question… I think I’m in the wrong class, where is American Constitution Law II?
the voltron cartoon writers, completely unaware of the fact that the venn diagram of “voltron fans,” “osomatsu fans,” and “kpop fans” is a completely round circle: maybe if we make these two characters brothers the fans will stop being so weird
